Looking for a wife?

Looking for a wife? Or know of someone who is? Apply Within (Sound Lads Only) Single? Tall-ish? Partial to a cheeky pint and a bit of live music? Great I’m giving away a free date with my gorgeous, 31 year old female friend. She’s got long brown hair, a brilliant laugh, and she’s officially deleted the dating apps (RIP Hinge, you tried). Now she wants a real night out, not another “wanna come over and watch Netflix?” text at 11:47pm. So here’s the deal: Theres two tickets to see Kingfishr live in Cork on July 16th, and one of them has your name on it — if you meet the criteria: Irish lad, 30s, tall enough to reach the good biscuits in the press Bit of farmer energy (you don’t have to own a tractor, just be sound) Decent shirt (bonus points if it’s ironed) Able to hold your own in a conversation Banter appreciated And a free ticket (if you're the chosen one — this isn’t the Late Late Toy Show, there’s only one spot) Worst case? Free ticket and some craic. Best case? You’re dancing to your first wedding song in 18 months. Sure what have you got to lose? Besides your single status Interested? Send me a few lines about yourself. Pics welcome (but keep it PG, this isn’t OnlyFans).