Volkswagen Golf 1991

FOR SALE: The Answer to All Your Life Problems (Or at Least a Great Excuse for Them) Knee-deep in a midlife crisis? Quarter-life spiral? Or just want the neighbours to worry a bit? Meet my 1991 MK2 VW Golf, a loyal, slightly grumpy German who’s been with me since 2012 and now needs a new (possibly unhinged) owner. The Basics: • Born a humble 1.3 petrol – now rocking a professionally converted 1.9TD AAZ engine. • Vintage Tax: €56 – age has perks. • Insurance: €180–€250 depending on charm and imagination. • Mileage: ~147,000 miles. She’s been places, dodged a few NCTs, and seen things. ***The Catch:*** Engine does not currently run... She’s been off the road for a while and currently not running. High-pressure fuel pump packed it in. She turns over but won’t start – basically your ex. Clutch is tired too. Best bet? Drop in fresh running gear. But hey, she’s 34 – who doesn’t leak a bit and refuse to get going some mornings? Bonus Features: • 15” BBS RS Replicas – real ones cost kidneys • Lowered on “mystery” coilovers – bouncy but proud • Wolfsburg indicator blanks – your lane change is between you and fate • Crystal crosshair headlights & 50/50 taillights – style meets mystery • Straight-through exhaust – passionate, not loud • Turbo boost gauge – boosts your ego • GTI arch kit & GT-style interior – retro bliss • Aftermarket steering wheel – classy hands, chaotic soul • No central locking – character-building Paint: Original Calypso Green – rare, but needs a respray (unless “barn-find chic” is your thing). Structurally solid, some surface rust. (In the pictures) Honest flaws, like dating in your 30s. Location: Passage West, Co. Cork Delivery possible (with fuel €€€). Price: €3,750 – Revolut or well-counted cash. No phone haggling – I need to see your soul first. This is a project. A passion. A decision you may question… but so was Woodstock. no private numbers answered